'It's said there are to be seventyseven dishes served at the king's wedding feast.' He shouldn't even have lived this long.'' You shrieked, but it was only when your brother Jaime said, 'Leave him be, you're hurting him/ that Cersei let go of you. When I commented that you seemed a poor sort of monster, your sister said, 'He killed my mother/ and twisted your little cock so hard I thought she was like to pull it off. I believe she wanted to nurse you herself, ugly as you were. The same noise they make over cute kittens and playful puppies. Elia even made the noise that young girls make at the sight of infants, I'm sure you've heard it. After all the wonderful whispers, Lord Tywin's Doom turned out to be just a hideous red infant with stunted legs. Perhaps your head was larger than most but there was no tail, no beard, neither teeth nor claws, and nothing between your legs but a tiny pink cock. 'You did have one evil eye, and some black fuzz on your scalp. 'Cersei even undid your swaddling clothes to give us a better look,' the Dornish prince continued. Even so, I begin to see the nature of your complaint.' 'Life would be much simpler if men could fuck themselves, don't you agree? And I can think of a few times when claws and teeth might have proved useful. He claimed that you had put a tax on women's privy purses.' 'While we are speaking of amusement, I heard a curious tale from Lord Buckler's steward. Lord Gargalen once told me he hoped to die with a sword in his hand, to which I replied that I would sooner go with a breast in mine.' You were his curse, a punishment sent by the gods to teach him that he was no better than any other man.' Lord Tywin had made himself greater than King Aerys, I heard one begging brother preach, but only a god is meant to stand above a king. 'All that,' said Prince Oberyn, 'and your father's fall as well. You would wail for hours, and nothing would quiet you but a woman's teat.' You did have a monstrous great voice, I must grant you that. You were never seen at table or hall, though sometimes at night we could hear a baby howling down in the depths of the Rock. 'We might never have seen you at all but for your sweet sister. A cow doesn't need a tongue, only udders.''īrorm gave out with a chuckle, but Oberyn only smiled. Be quiet or I'll have my father cut your tongue out. 'He's mine/ she said, 'and you're just a milk cow, you can't tell me what to do. Your wet nurse tried to send us off, but your sister was having none of that. The day before we were to sail, whilst my mother and your father were closeted together, she and Jaime took us down to your nursery. 'Did you tire of your paramour on the road?' 'Why should you need to go whoring?' He glanced back to where Ellaria Sand rode among the other women.

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